It’s really weird saying this about a game that’s main selling point is the jiggle physics of wangs, but grow up fellas. You might also find yourself in a position where militantly homophobic men will refuse to play it because they might catch the gay from it or something. You still shouldn’t bother with this game unless you have friends to play with. I don’t really have a whole lot more to say about the Steam port that I didn’t already bring up in my review of the XBLIG original. ($3.99 swings that way in the making of this review)Īnd Mount Your Friends remains a really fun video game.

Mount Your Friends was developed by Stegersaurus Software Inc.

Give Stegs credit, because he found the right combination of debauchery and gameplay.

Stuff that took a multiple of the effort of those games, like Escape Goat, Gateways, or Vintage Hero? They can’t even sniff the farts of the best seller list. Let’s face it, there’s a reason why games like Try Not to Fart or Baby Maker Extreme or Don’t Die Dateless Dummy are among the top-selling XBLIGs ever. If We Are Cubes had been about a penis shooting sperm into vaginas, it would have been one of the top 100 selling XBLIGs of all time. Having boobs and flesh rockets in your game doesn’t mean your game will come into its own, but it certainly helps. It really boils down to this: copious amounts of sexual anatomy > gameplay. The dongs don’t factor into the gameplay at all, and are merely there because developer Daniel Steger learned the lessons of XBLIG a little too well. You’ll remember Mount Your Friends as the game where penises swing freely like the pendulum on a grandfather clock. They have almost nothing in common with each-other, except they’re designed with multiplayer in mind.

Satisfaction guaranteed… customer service par excellence….Recently, a couple of my favorite Xbox Live Indie Games made the jump to Steam.

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